Buzz, your girlfriend...woof!

Yesterday we decieded to tempt fate and see what our future children will look like. Bad idea. Now we know why people in movies get into trouble when they disrupt the space-time continum. Knowing what we know now, we may elect to adopt children rather than give birth to individuals that will spend a lifetime looking something like this:

He/She is just gross on so many levels. The reason the picture is a little blurry is because we are currently afraid to bring such an ugly human to life and the photograph is fading, ala Back to the Future. We're not even sure if it is a girl or a boy. Guy-liner is in these days so it could be a dude, but there are some clear feminine features. Hopefully our curiosity hasn't completely altered the course of human history or caused a chain reaction that will unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe. And hopefully our future kids will age much more gracefully than her.